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Hi all. I have nothing new to say, so I will fill this post with the best of Jeff's old blog-like xanga. "i recently drove through austin and passed a xxx arcade. i became very curious."

" Recently, I've had a friendship degrade quickly solely based on his overuse of smiley faces on instant messenger. I seriously have no personal problems with this kid... I just get extremely annoyed every time he uses one of these . And he doesn't just limit himself to the normal smile with nothing else special. He occasionally uses on of these , or one of these . The problem is clearly with me. I think I'm getting a little bitter ."

"Rita update:
Still alive, of course the hurricane hasn't even hit Houston yet, but whatever... I went to HEB to get the necessities. Everyone was getting all kinds of food and water to last for a week. I got a loaf of bread and a 12-pack of Dr. Pepper. And just in case that wasn't enough to survive on, I picked up a copy of Spinal Tap on the way out."

"My roomies got a dog. It's a small dog. They say it's a mix between a chihuahua and a mini dachsund, but it's not. It's really a small deer. It looks like a deer, and it hops all around the apartment. Coco suspects I don't like him, and it's only a matter of time until these feelings come out in the open."

"The event that Lauren and I have feared for the last year finally happened. Lauren got stuck in a drainage ditch on campus today, and i was not there with my skateboard to help."

"This week, someone paid me with an IOU. That's right...he tried to pretend he just realized he forgot his wallet at home after I gave him his drink. I am convinced he knew he had no money with him. He asked me to give him a piece of paper so he could write an IOU. I was like, "you don't have any money with you?" So... he writes me an IOU as I stare at him completely dumbfounded, and he just takes his drink and leaves me with a little signed piece of paper. I don't think there is any normal business that excepts signed pieces of paper as currency(other than checks...) "

"Nope...you failed Physics, and thus you failed Me. The kingdom of Heaven is not fit for those who cannot understand the ridiculous concepts of electricity."

"A man tried to return a Bible that had already been engraved. Idiot. Of course not."

Sorry for this completely useless post.