seriously

This is no joke. Two nights ago I had a dream. Somehow, my dog Molly had impregnated my cat Sophie. This is unlikely for at least 3 reasons: 1) Molly is a dog and Sophie is a cat; 2) both are females; and 3) both are spayed. In this dream, both pets walked around and talked like real people. Sophie decided that she wanted Molly to have nothing to do with the cat-dog children, so she planned on running away, but Molly wouldn't have that. Molly wanted to raise those cat-dog kids. They had a big yelling fight about it, and then I woke up. End of dream.